Junk Mail Solution

Are you getting sick of all that junk mail everyday? Have you had to purchase a new shredder because the motor burned up on your old one from shredding all those credit card applications and magazine subscriptions? Or maybe you've exceeded you limit of trash your city allows because you have so much junk mail to toss. Think about all the paper wasted by these companies that send unwanted junk mail to your house.
Well, friends, I have a solution to the problem. Don't throw another piece of junk mail away again. Don't let another unwanted envelope near your trusty shredder, that baby needs a well-deserved rest. Here's what I suggest you do: When you receive a piece of junk mail, take an exacto knife or even the sharper edge of a scissors and cut through the see-through address window. Then, take a black magic marker and black out your address. This will ensure that the envelope does not come back to you again. Then write on the envelope, "return to sender, addressed does not accept unsolicited junk mail." You may even want to go a step further and write on the envelope that you have not received compensation from the entity that sold your address to the sender, therefore you are returning the mail unopened because you will not allow them to make money off the selling of your address without you getting your cut. And the best part is that the sender is then paying the return postage as well.
Now, I know this requires a little more effort than just tossing or shredding the mail, but think about it folks. If we don’t put a stop to this the deluge of junk mail will only increase. We need to send a message to these companies that we are not objects for their enrichment but human beings.
When I want to purchase an item, I will go out and buy it. If I want to order a credit card, I will order it. I don’t need this influx of worthless mail invading the sanctity of my home. I resent it. And you should too. It’s really quite dehumanizing when you really think about it.